Things Do Get Pretty BAD On The 14th...!!!

Richard Benjamin famously said it: 

in the introduction to his most-forgettable film 

"Saturday The 14th" (which co-starred his better half, 

Paula Prentiss - both stopped acting afterwards.) 

His voice is heard, off-camera, stating this simple fact - 

"things get bad on Friday The 13th 

but they get rrreally bad on Saturday The 14th!"

(we merely paraphrase here...!)

Well, this year of Our Lord 2018 

in the misbegotten USofA, 

Saturday The 14th is, also, 

(on top of being "the day after the 13th") 

two very incompatible things: 

AND

NATIONAL 

NUDE 

DAY! 

... okay, it might have been

*international* really...!? 

anyway!

That's one way to participate...?!? 

That is mighty unwise 

to have those two, er, 

"holidays" 

coincide like that...!!! 

IT IS NOT SAFE 

to eat your macaroni 'n' cheese 

HOT FROM THE STOVE 

when you have no clothes on!!! 

  YOU MIGHT BURN YOURSELF...  

  LIKE... ALL OVER!!!  

and then you will FINALLY embrace 

the veracity of these words: 

Les Droits

When they think it is necessary 

to make a commercial about it... 

yeah, yeah - check it out here then! 

And to think the USofA specializes 

in the most atrocious "law firm commercials" 

- in QC, Canada ("le Cul-Bec") 

it is the equivalent of the district attorney 

that makes embarrassing commercials! 

Heard It On The (sour grapes) Vine...

And the LOOPS keep adding on and on for ''LOOKOUT!'' here...

Alex Rosenbloom (and Vine) have probably succeeded at the task where countless tried and failed pathetically before; countless trolls, nerds and jerks who purposefully aimed at producing both the most annoying and most embarrassing video of ALL-TIME...

Well, consider the feat done and put a virtual fork in it already, pals - that poor woman's moment of inattention is going to be haunting her -and several more cybernauts, it appears- for as long as there will be an internet, now... maybe!

#BlameItOnTheHornets  (or on the sieve-like Sacramento Kings defense!)