See Ya At WOOFSTOCK - Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!

They may have nothing but good intentions - including PURINA ALL-STAR DOGS shows, V.E.C. DOGGIE CLINICS, PETOPIA on-site doggie daycare AND the Rescue Me WALK-A-THON - but really now; WOOFSTOCK is about as humiliating for man's best friend as anything else human minds have ever devised for the canine folk!  (Okay, cartoons and talking pet flicks are "not real" - but still!)

Just look at this line-up and then YOU tell ME if that's any way to treat your proverbial BEST FRIEND:

EXTREME DOGGIE MAKE-OVER
Has your pet gone to the dogs?
We are looking for two scruffy pooches to be transformed at Woofstock. Please email us pictures of your ruff-around-the-edges dog in all their shaggy glory.


Send them to info@woofstock.ca. We will contact you if your dog is chosen.



STUPID DOG TRICK CONTEST
Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Does your pet exhibit an unusual talent or ability? The zanier the better. No time to paws. Get Rover to start fine tuning that trick now. This is your dog's moment to shine, to put their best foot, er paw, forward and win the recognition they deserve.

MR. AND MS. CANINE CANADA PAGEANT
Does your dog exude canine charisma? Does everyone remark on how adorable or good looking they are? Limelight hogs (let's make that "dogs"), can compete for the crown in the Ms. and Mr. Canine Canada Pageant.


Saturday's winners will return the next day to compete with Sunday's finalists for the grand prize packages.

BEST COSTUME CONTEST
Dachshunds "dressed" like hot dogs. Ballerina Borzoi's. Chiuauas decked out as frogs. This is the chance for your dog to dress to the canines. To channel his or her alter ego. Or yours!
Onsite registration will take place between 10:00 am and 12:00 noon each day.

On top of it all, didn't they just hideously misspell CHIHUAHUA back there...?!?  As if making the poor pooch dress up like a freak wasn't bad enough...  No more Taco Bell for you, "master"! 
I tell you...
Just go on over to the official site already and see for yourself how good intentions can be so poorly carried out - so much for PETOPIA, eh?
Gee whiz - set the pups FREE, I say!

*Woof!*

(Pooch approves the concept!)

;)