Sunday, October 13, 2013

A Zzzzzombie 'Revelation'...?

...  WTF ... 

News wires in many places have been talking about a new drug 
one that emulates heroin - but does a hell of a lot 
extra damage; very visible damage...

The new drug (which makes crak look harmless;
we already knew looking for a new one to be a very bad idea) 
is courtesy of Russia (with love) 
and it has effectively made zombies a very real thing - 
just have a look now:
YIKES! 
This looks so painful...

The new drug's name is KROKODIL - 
even if you don't speak Russian, you can read this one right...
(How creative though, eh; e este BICHO vai COMER MESMO...!)

Like a croc would, if it caught you, the drug DEVOURS YOUR FLESH 
all the way to the bone, as clearly seen in the picture above...
It is reportedly fabricated from a mixture of 
Codeine, gasoline, red phosphorus, iodine, 
paint thinner, oil and alcohol; 
NOW DO NOT RECREATE THIS AT HOME! 
For this drug may have been originally conceived to create only 
similar effects as heroin does, the proven fact is that it also 
dissolves flesh and bone. 
The average life of a user is TWO years.
Because they literally rot to death.

''Krokodil'' is, therefore, the drug that generates 
a plague like we've seen in all of those bad z-movies, 
(including that recent one with Pitt) 
a plague that spawns walking, mumbling and rotting 
living dead soon-to-be-totally-DEAD.
With the appreciable difference that, these REAL-LIFE zombies 
are NOT cannibals - or shouldn't be, at least.

Somehow, this ''Krokodil'' has come onto American shores 
to prey upon the lethargic and brainless there...
If your friends are, somehow, afflicted with green scaly skin 
and then said skin starts forming large swaths of rotting skin, 
have no doubt then: he's a Krokodil user!
If they drink Monster! on top of that, then forget about it: 
they're goners already; 
they're poisoned beyond repair.
But that's another story...

By sheer association, too, due to the coincidence of the timing, 
it also makes Ford look excessively bad, once again:
as if their campaign idea for the Escape rust bucket on wheels 
wasn't distasteful enough from the very beginning...

 

'cause zombies are so damn uncool...
...  WTF ... 



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