Things Do Get Pretty BAD On The 14th...!!!

Richard Benjamin famously said it: 

in the introduction to his most-forgettable film 

"Saturday The 14th" (which co-starred his better half, 

Paula Prentiss - both stopped acting afterwards.) 

His voice is heard, off-camera, stating this simple fact - 

"things get bad on Friday The 13th 

but they get rrreally bad on Saturday The 14th!"

(we merely paraphrase here...!)

Well, this year of Our Lord 2018 

in the misbegotten USofA, 

Saturday The 14th is, also, 

(on top of being "the day after the 13th") 

two very incompatible things: 

AND

NATIONAL 

NUDE 

DAY! 

... okay, it might have been

*international* really...!? 

anyway!

That's one way to participate...?!? 

That is mighty unwise 

to have those two, er, 

"holidays" 

coincide like that...!!! 

IT IS NOT SAFE 

to eat your macaroni 'n' cheese 

HOT FROM THE STOVE 

when you have no clothes on!!! 

  YOU MIGHT BURN YOURSELF...  

  LIKE... ALL OVER!!!  

and then you will FINALLY embrace 

the veracity of these words: