Saturday, January 19, 2013

Lethargic Lesbian - with crickets in the audience

De Generes one 
is doing so poorly 
she only gets bo-ring guests on her show...
See now, on the picture below 
how enthusiastic they are on the set... 
Kat Whatshername - and Ellen... 
The latter would even go so far as say 
that they also have ''a tumbleweed that's going to fly by'' 
to further emphasize how boring 
her guest was being with her story - 
a guest that perfectly represents 
and truly epitomizes 
the lack of star power that 
Ellen The Lesbian's show  
can attract these days...! 
And this is another lethargy here 
that won't end any time soon...
(Like most of those that we feature 
have featured or will ever feature 
on this TLB Prime Network blog...!) 
Man... just look at the poor guest and the dyke...


Nope - they sure don't look gay there! 
And now you can even watch for yourselves 
how much fun they were NOT having - 
depending on the video's fancy, that is, below...
(It is only 3 minutes 14 seconds long - 
come on, Y! Studios...! 
Keep it online...!!!
But then again, it is true that 
with daily installments of this drivel, 
if you were to keep EVERYTHING indefinitely 
there would be irremediable online entropy  
in no time at all... so...)
Note that this is one of their most popular 
video thingies that they have got 
with any semblance of regularity 
on Yahoo! - 
they call it ''Daytime - In No Time'' 
and they make it their mission 
to make sure you catch on 
to ''everything you've missed'' 
while avoiding to waste 
countless hours 
flickering from channel to channel 
on a 100-zillion-channel cable system 
with nothing ON... 
Thanks for wasting YOUR time for US, Y!... 
I guess...


As a whole bunch of unwanted bonuses:
lethargy being dealt with from a distance - 
two dogs howling their despair of being apart 
but still able to see and hear each other 
(thanks to Skype - I presume?) 
REBARKABLE - as you say, Y!
Then there is a lethargic cat 
getting bullied by another cat 
to GET OFF THE COUCH... NOW! 
And then, for no good reason at all, 
there is lethargic George 
(aren't all Georges so stricken?) 
who relates why he sighs and goes 
''Oh My'' 
all the time... 
On whenever a woman 
is about to take her top off 
on the Howard Stern Show...

The hostess of ''Daytime In No Time'' this time out,
Nikki Boyer, actually alternates on this gig
with others...
Her begging to be followed on twitter or FB
at the end, added to the alternation
and very nature of this fluff,
makes it all too lethargic to bear...
almost.


But that's another story... 

;-!

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