Lethargic Lesbian - with crickets in the audience

De Generes one 

is doing so poorly 

she only gets bo-ring guests on her show...

See now, on the picture below 

how enthusiastic they are on the set... 

Kat Whatshername - and Ellen... 

The latter would even go so far as say 

that they also have ''a tumbleweed that's going to fly by'' 

to further emphasize how boring 

her guest was being with her story - 

a guest that perfectly represents 

and truly epitomizes 

the lack of star power that 

Ellen The Lesbian's show  

can attract these days...! 

And this is another lethargy here 

that won't end any time soon...

(Like most of those that we feature 

have featured or will ever feature 

on this TLB Prime Network blog...!) 

Man... just look at the poor guest and the dyke...

Nope - they sure don't look gay there! 

And now you can even watch for yourselves 

how much fun they were NOT having - 

depending on the video's fancy, that is, below...

(It is only 3 minutes 14 seconds long - 

come on, Y! Studios...! 

Keep it online...!!!

But then again, it is true that 

with daily installments of this drivel, 

if you were to keep EVERYTHING indefinitely 

there would be irremediable online entropy  

in no time at all... so...)

Note that this is one of their most popular 

video thingies that they have got 

with any semblance of regularity 

on Yahoo! - 

they call it ''Daytime - In No Time'' 

and they make it their mission 

to make sure you catch on 

to ''everything you've missed'' 

while avoiding to waste 

countless hours 

flickering from channel to channel 

on a 100-zillion-channel cable system 

with nothing ON... 

Thanks for wasting YOUR time for US, Y!... 

I guess...

As a whole bunch of unwanted bonuses:

lethargy being dealt with from a distance - 

two dogs howling their despair of being apart 

but still able to see and hear each other 

(thanks to Skype - I presume?) 

REBARKABLE - as you say, Y!

Then there is a lethargic cat 

getting bullied by another cat 

to GET OFF THE COUCH... NOW! 

And then, for no good reason at all, 

there is lethargic George 

(aren't all Georges so stricken?) 

who relates why he sighs and goes 

''Oh My'' 

all the time... 

On whenever a woman 

is about to take her top off 

on the Howard Stern Show...

The hostess of ''Daytime In No Time'' this time out,
Nikki Boyer, actually alternates on this gig
with others...
Her begging to be followed on twitter or FB
at the end, added to the alternation
and very nature of this fluff,
makes it all too lethargic to bear...
almost.

But that's another story... 

;-!