Not that I condone this "un-holiday" - but I do like to get things rolling EARLY, yes... HOWEVER...

Isn't it sad to see this?
After ROB ZOMBIE
remakes Halloween - the movie
(Donald Pleasence must be rolling
twisting and tussling
tossing and turning
in his grave...!)
and insists to have it released
2 MONTHS EARLIER
than it should have been
(on August 31st
rather than October 31st...)
We are now all invited to go on a
freaky shopping spree
and GET SCARY EARLY!

That must be a reference to our
CREDIT CARD BILLS, NEXT MONTH!

Yikes - scary, indeed!
:(