Lesbians of the Pandemic

 Well... You can guess who they are... easily! 

AQUA ANNA 

AKWATIKA 

~Aquaficionada Extraordinaire~

whose patented test 

sells like hot water bottles 

and isn't afraid of the damned virus 

since even before the first wave 

(never mind now; omicron/or anything 

worse than the first or second waves!) 

so... her... aaaaaaand

and the SJW 

now genderless 

(thus pronoun-challenged) 

non-binary, 

innocuous, 

impossible-to-offend-anyone 

on Sesame Street, 

Main Street 

or even Badstreet USA 

 COOKIE 

 MONSTER! 

They'll live happily ever after 

~ while eating a lot of cookies! 

OR NOT: