The carnal addiction: like any other addiction, tis the worst kind of lethargy there is... right?

Now here is a would-be funny skit that ranks right up there with all the not-quite-funny SNL skits that you can think of (and that means most of the skits performed in the last twenty years...!!!)
The fact that it is unfunny about a touchy subject didn't help matters much... duh!

How To Know If You’re a Sex Addict


A certain "Megaman X" offered this brilliant piece of advice, on April 6, 2008 at precisely 11:59 AM...

Sex Addiction should be redefined. Those who sex with others outside relationship and don't use condoms= Addict. A couple or flinger who uses a condom every time, not a sex addict. Sex helps us stay one step ahead of bacteria so why deny it.

Brilliant - but not luminous!

Here is luminous advice, pal:

Megaman X... MEGAMAN X!!! What in blue blazes are you saying, Megaman X?!? Sex cannot possibly keep you one step away from bacteria; not when all it does is spread germs OR WORSE! Where exactly do you get your information, Megaman X - your neighborhood PIMP? Anyway...

MY ADVICE IS - stay away from the pimps, the pimpettes and their legions. Sex is but a race to orgasm; LOVEMAKING, though, is about the communion between two SOULMATES. Hence the sanctity of it; and yes, it is the same concept as that found in the prototypical Roman Catholic MARRIAGE. Make that the CHRISTIAN union between man and woman! ;)

Thus, if you truly want to work yourself into a niche where the uncomfortable label of "addict" can be worn with a certain degree of respectability, FIND YOUR SOULMATE, MARRY HER AND THEN YOU MAY INDULGE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT OF IT...

But that "it" is the union of two becoming one; not just "sex" - you're not an animal, are you Megaman X...?