Appleton Burglar - even better than the Hamburglar!

It pays to follow your stomach's desires...
Especially when these supersede those yearnings that flatter one's avarice and appetite for luxury and riches!
Alas, I think most will see this burglar as nothing other than a poor pathetic figure:

Burglar with no appetite for valuables steals food from apartment

Sat Oct 13, 11:18 AM

By The Associated Press

APPLETON, Wis. - The thief apparently had quite the appetite.

Appleton police received a call Wednesday reporting a burglary in which no valuables were taken, just food.

The burglar apparently entered the unlocked apartment and walked away with a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and one chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket, authorities said.

The crime apparently occurred between 8:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., the police report said.

Don't you see, people, that in indulging his hunger over any other lowly needs, this burglar will be forgiven, pardoned, let go, roam free undisturbed - as the police will most likely NOT pursue this "case" much further - if at all!
(And even if they did - they will not give it their all to nab this "dangerous felon", I'd say...!)

Ah, verily, if all burglars were like him...

We'd invite them over for the ALCS game!
*lol*
GO, SOX, GO!
All of Red Sox Nation is with you!