A Zzzzzombie 'Revelation'...?

...  WTF ... 

News wires in many places have been talking about a new drug 

one that emulates heroin - but does a hell of a lot 

extra damage; very visible damage...

The new drug (which makes crak look harmless;

we already knew looking for a new one to be a very bad idea) 

is courtesy of Russia (with love) 

and it has effectively made zombies a very real thing - 

just have a look now:

YIKES! 

This looks so painful...

The new drug's name is KROKODIL - 

even if you don't speak Russian, you can read this one right...

(How creative though, eh; e este BICHO vai COMER MESMO...!)

Like a croc would, if it caught you, the drug DEVOURS YOUR FLESH 

all the way to the bone, as clearly seen in the picture above...

It is reportedly fabricated from a mixture of 

Codeine, gasoline, red phosphorus, iodine, 

paint thinner, oil and alcohol; 

NOW DO NOT RECREATE THIS AT HOME! 

For this drug may have been originally conceived to create only 

similar effects as heroin does, the proven fact is that it also 

dissolves flesh and bone. 

The average life of a user is TWO years.
Because they literally rot to death.

''Krokodil'' is, therefore, the drug that generates 

a plague like we've seen in all of those bad z-movies, 

(including that recent one with Pitt) 

a plague that spawns walking, mumbling and rotting 

living dead soon-to-be-totally-DEAD.

With the appreciable difference that, these REAL-LIFE zombies 

are NOT cannibals - or shouldn't be, at least.

Somehow, this ''Krokodil'' has come onto American shores 

to prey upon the lethargic and brainless there...

If your friends are, somehow, afflicted with green scaly skin 

and then said skin starts forming large swaths of rotting skin, 

have no doubt then: he's a Krokodil user!

If they drink Monster! on top of that, then forget about it: 

they're goners already; 

they're poisoned beyond repair.

But that's another story...

By sheer association, too, due to the coincidence of the timing, 

it also makes Ford look excessively bad, once again:

as if their campaign idea for the Escape rust bucket on wheels 

wasn't distasteful enough from the very beginning...

 

'cause zombies are so damn uncool...

...  WTF ...